Pigeon impossible

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On the 7 of September 2018

 there was an incident in town

 at exactly 5.40pm. A pigeon swoop 

through town searching for food 

in the corner of the pigeons

eye he glimpsed a piece of food

 so he went down to get the bagel 

and missed. But he didn't give up 

so the pigeon swooped into the 

cass and pushed a big Red Button

 first the lazzers then the guns 

and then came the big otamet

 lazzers and the guns together.

flying into the sky in the 

cass the pigeon looked and found

That  the agent dropped the bagel

 down the pigeon swooped down 

landing on the ground he saw the

 the bagel but as soon as the pigeon 

took its first bite he had just got hit by a rocket

Bang the pigeon looked as flat as a pancake